My Apocalypse Truck!

I will start by saying nothing more than to refer you to this article from Car & Driver.

Did you read it?

If you are a guy then you are convinced that this thing is the COOLEST THING EVER!!! I could imagine myself crashing through the forest taking out small trees (and maybe some large ones) in the name of getting my game! This is like a camping trip in a truck! Never have to unload the thing, just go. And then I got to the price tag. $340,000 is a bit steep for me. But I am not deterred.

I have been dreaming about this thing all night and I think I have come up with a plan to build my own. Of course this would involve a ton of trial and error. And I would probably end up spending about $340,000 after all is said and done, but at least it would be spread out over time.

First off I would need a frame. Obviously a large one. Since I am no engineer (besides an audio engineer) I would have to start with one that already exists. Or as I think of it, two. My father drives a '92 Ford F-350 dually (four wheels on the rear axle). I think I would need two of these frames and weld them together with substantial overlap in the middle. This beast needs to be 20 feet long. I need to practice welding.

Second I would use a boat as the body of the truck. I would have to get inside the body of the boat and reinforce it somehow depending on what model of boat I buy. I would use a boat because:
1) fiberglass is lightweight and the boat is already built to support itself
2) I want to make this thing amphibious
I could put plates of steel around the outside of the truck body once the boat is satisfactorily in place. I would replace all the wood inside the boat with more steel. I could also use the boat trailer (won't need it anymore anyway) as a source of steel to put in places around the vehicle to make it stronger and look cleaner.

The builder in the article uses a big block GM motor to power his. I would use a medium sized diesel motor. Likely a Cummins because I am familiar and comfortable with those ones. The transmission this builder uses from Allison, is designed to be hooked up to a diesel motor anyway so that would be all set. I'm not sure yet how I will take a drive line through the bottom of the boat to power both wheels and a propeller for amphibious use, but I will find a way. I also need to figure out how to make the boat more buoyant because it is going to have to keep a lot more stuff floating than it was originally designed to do.

I like how tall this truck is, I will keep the height by building just like he did using ideas from monster trucks. The wheelbase will have to be wide, but I want to drive mine on highways and city streets so it has to fit in the lane size. Shouldn't be too much trouble, military trucks fit in the lanes and they are about as wide as I'm going for.

I would use canopy from the military surplus store for the overhead canopy. I would design mine to roll down and fasten on the sides so it would be an enclosed tent for rainy nights. I might go junkyard shopping and take several roll bars from jeeps to build my canopy.

I don't yet know how I'm going to build the staircase on the back. I think the hydraulic lifted one would be awesome! But maybe an electric one would be easier. Or maybe keep it manual. I would of course keep all the creature comforts listed in this article, as well as the gun racks, gun rests, and the crane on the back. I would possibly add a fish finder to it. And it would need a snorkel as well. So when the apocalypse happens, I will have the funnest truck around!

What in the name of blogging!?!

I'm in a blogging mood. But I'm not quite sure what I will write about, so just follow me here...

We are officially being kicked out of our little hovel, and I couldn't be happier about it! Even though it is quite stressful having to move (what do we pack, what do we still need to use), I was never comfortable living there and am ecstatic to be out of the place. Of course this means we will be crowding into mom's house for a little bit. However we are working on purchasing and moving into a home. Hopefully this doesn't take more than a few months. Home ownership will be good for us. I need to be able to do what I please with my living space.

Korina is now officially into the second trimester of her pregnancy. This is good because now she shouldn't be as sick as she has been (at least that's what the dr says...). She had to have an "emergency ultrasound" on her last dr visit. The nurse couldn't hear the baby's heartbeat. The ultrasound technician said that was dumb because as far along as she is the baby should still be hard to find with just a stethoscope. However we have new pictures because of this ultrasound. We believe the spawn will be a boy. It is still too early to tell definitively what the gender will be, but they thought they saw a third leg...

That's all I got. This post is going nowhere fast so I'll just wrap it up now. Have good one folks.

The New Year Wail.

Well the new year is upon us. This time of year always seems to encourage reflection on our past as well as a look forward into our future. This past year has really been something! I met and married the most wonderful woman ever. She brought two kids from her previous marriage with her and we have a wonderful and happy family. I have been promoted to full-time at KNXV-TV ABC15 and I even worked about a six month stint at 100.7 FM KSLX. But all these things are my past.

This next year I think I will try harder to be a little better. I know I don't usually make "New Years Resolutions", but I'm willing to make an exception this year. You see here in Phoenix the county has been declaring "no burn days" every day it seems like for the past couple of weeks. Ordinarily I think this is dumb, how dare they tell us what we can and can't do with our own property! But now here I am sitting in the middle of Phoenix and I have a pretty clear view of Four-Peaks. Not only that, the air has been getting clearer and clearer. I can only hope that residents have gotten used to the idea of not burning fire because the air has been smelling pretty crisp and clean lately. Don't misunderstand, we are all still driving, and the rain we've had recently certainly helped to clean the air! But it snowed here the other day. It snowed on ME the other day! I was driving and the rain hitting my windshield got to be sort of slushy. The weather has been really nice and the air has been really clean and I kind of feel inspired.

So, to get back on track, I will be making some resolutions this year. And I need to post them for all the world to see otherwise I won't do them.

1) Pay off the credit card. This seems like a steep negotiation, but I have been planning to use my tax return this year to do just this. I should get a pretty penny, being married and having two kids is a pretty heavy deal when it comes to tax returns. Factor in that my job is a pretty low paying one (we barely make it) and Obama got to have another stimulus passed and I should be looking at a large enough return to make my credit card debt go away. Then the plan is to take the amount I have been paying toward the credit card every month and start putting it toward the smallest of my student loans. I don't like having debt and I know that paying more than the minimum payment will help me save tons of money on interest in the long run.

2) Purchase a house. We have been saving money for a down payment, and frankly the cost of houses is pretty cheap at this point in time. I know I said above that we barely get by, that's because I have been being stingy so that we can save a sizeable down payment. We can afford a house payment, and the utility bills with it. For what houses are going for, the total expenses on one would probably be cheaper than paying rent in an apartment! Also, my mother has discovered a food bank that also gives down payment assistance to first time home buyers! They only ask that you save $1000 of your own money to be able to qualify for their help. I intend to jump all over this. I could get us into a house and 6 months later I should be able to refinance and consolidate all of my student loans into the house payment. This would lower my total monthly costs (minimum payments) which for me would help us to get out of debt faster!

3) Take the GRE. I have pretty much decided that I need to go to Grad School if I'm going to be able to provide any kind of comfort for my family AND be able to retire at a decent age (fixing the lottery just isn't working out for me). I have been looking at grad programs, I believe a Masters in Communications would be the best degree for me to pursue at this point. Of course I have my pride and sensibility, I will only go to an accredited, pretty well-known school. Right now I'm kind of leaning toward BYU, but that could change. I really don't want to go back to ASU at this point. I would really like a change of scenery. I realize that I probably won't be able to go to grad school without stepping into a classroom, I'm OK with that. I just hope I can at least do a years worth of courses online so that I can stay at my job and build up time for my resume.

4) Do some writing for the web. I mean professionally. I have time every Saturday at work that I can go in to the web department and see if they have anything for me to write. I do have journalistic training, and against my best wishes, I like to write and I seem to do it pretty well. I don't want to get to carried away though, the people in the web-department are paid a LOT more money than me to write stories for the station website. My goal is only to get noticed and have the higher-ups see that I do know what I'm doing, and maybe I can get that writing promotion I keep applying for. One story a week should be plenty I think.

There. I believe that should be good. What's more, these are actually attainable resolutions. This is a list that I believe I am capable of accomplishing. I believe this list will be the best for me and my family and will help us to better ourselves as we go along.